<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-399567407508496913</id><updated>2012-02-16T01:35:43.120-08:00</updated><category term='facebook'/><category term='masturbation'/><category term='The Sun'/><category term='Raf Simons.'/><category term='Devil'/><category term='blogger'/><category term='empty'/><category term='english language'/><category term='Starbucks'/><category term='Fred Perry'/><category term='lol'/><category term='jesus christ'/><category term='jobless'/><category term='distractions'/><category term='idiots'/><category term='absurdism'/><category term='Blog. Problems.'/><category term='Scotchguard'/><category term='Ray-Bans.'/><category term='scotch'/><title type='text'>The World Through The Eyes Of An Angry Young Man..</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jonathanbakeresq.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/399567407508496913/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jonathanbakeresq.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Jonathan Baker Esq.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00104501895358367478</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bF6-6WTOZdw/Sk-dZJyU3fI/AAAAAAAAABY/7haXpfryQRI/S220/5179_101334343210526_100000018814510_35214_2414687_n.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>8</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-399567407508496913.post-5882144768508930199</id><published>2009-07-04T11:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-04T11:19:27.288-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Reykjavík, Iceland</title><content type='html'>So many hot girls.&lt;div&gt;So little confidence.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/399567407508496913-5882144768508930199?l=jonathanbakeresq.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jonathanbakeresq.blogspot.com/feeds/5882144768508930199/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://jonathanbakeresq.blogspot.com/2009/07/reykjavik-iceland.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/399567407508496913/posts/default/5882144768508930199'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/399567407508496913/posts/default/5882144768508930199'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jonathanbakeresq.blogspot.com/2009/07/reykjavik-iceland.html' title='Reykjavík, Iceland'/><author><name>Jonathan Baker Esq.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00104501895358367478</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bF6-6WTOZdw/Sk-dZJyU3fI/AAAAAAAAABY/7haXpfryQRI/S220/5179_101334343210526_100000018814510_35214_2414687_n.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-399567407508496913.post-8727076120890041685</id><published>2009-04-19T05:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-19T05:24:09.170-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ray-Bans.'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Sun'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Devil'/><title type='text'>When it’s a beautiful day, I get scared of the light.</title><content type='html'>&lt;!--StartFragment--&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;I think we underestimate the Sun. &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;It give us strength, power, warmth, life. &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;But have you ever thought that this power can strike us down when it wishes? And one day it will.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;It’s like watching the Devil rise and fall day by day. A sigh of relief when it turns dark. Safe for another day. &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;No more sun dances, no more deities.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt; &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Oh well.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Wear your shorts, wear your flip-flops, wear your Ray-Bans. &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;We’re all fucked anyway.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;!--EndFragment--&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/399567407508496913-8727076120890041685?l=jonathanbakeresq.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jonathanbakeresq.blogspot.com/feeds/8727076120890041685/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://jonathanbakeresq.blogspot.com/2009/04/when-its-beautiful-day-i-get-scared-of.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/399567407508496913/posts/default/8727076120890041685'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/399567407508496913/posts/default/8727076120890041685'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jonathanbakeresq.blogspot.com/2009/04/when-its-beautiful-day-i-get-scared-of.html' title='When it’s a beautiful day, I get scared of the light.'/><author><name>Jonathan Baker Esq.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00104501895358367478</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bF6-6WTOZdw/Sk-dZJyU3fI/AAAAAAAAABY/7haXpfryQRI/S220/5179_101334343210526_100000018814510_35214_2414687_n.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-399567407508496913.post-2300513394535386332</id><published>2009-04-06T16:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-06T16:35:51.894-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Blog. Problems.'/><title type='text'>I said to myself that...</title><content type='html'>...I'd be active at writing, on here. Say a post every other day, but three weeks later...&lt;div&gt;...nothing.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Many things to talk about, but like a morning glory, the moment passes and turns rather small and flaccid. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Just like missing a blog. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Does it really matter when the timing of words becomes irrelevant? &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It shouldn't do. It just depends on the material, whether your writing is captivating enough or ideally a combination of the two.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Good subjects have run away into the haze.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;My birthday, physical problems, psychological problems, physical problems causing psychological problems and the general ordeal of being in a place and skin that you feel isn't making any sense.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Cheer up you bastard.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/399567407508496913-2300513394535386332?l=jonathanbakeresq.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jonathanbakeresq.blogspot.com/feeds/2300513394535386332/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://jonathanbakeresq.blogspot.com/2009/04/i-said-to-myself-that.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/399567407508496913/posts/default/2300513394535386332'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/399567407508496913/posts/default/2300513394535386332'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jonathanbakeresq.blogspot.com/2009/04/i-said-to-myself-that.html' title='I said to myself that...'/><author><name>Jonathan Baker Esq.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00104501895358367478</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bF6-6WTOZdw/Sk-dZJyU3fI/AAAAAAAAABY/7haXpfryQRI/S220/5179_101334343210526_100000018814510_35214_2414687_n.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-399567407508496913.post-9110999414755555326</id><published>2009-03-07T10:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-08T06:23:48.964-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Starbucks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Scotchguard'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='distractions'/><title type='text'>Enough Time Is Never Enough.</title><content type='html'>The past few days I've had a flaccid pen. &lt;div&gt;These words just don't want to come out and play. &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Lots to say, lots of time, lots of hindrance, lots of hangovers.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Starbucks&lt;/span&gt; is never the best place to jot down the notions and squalors of the times. Distractions' galore!!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Luke-warm latte's, hot girls and elderly conversation discussing the benefits of &lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;ScotchGuard &lt;/span&gt;does not help me out one bit.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 350px; height: 324px;" src="http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h250/iriegal/britney-starbucks.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;However.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The lack of thought is always the best muse. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;These vacant words just seem to fall into place.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/399567407508496913-9110999414755555326?l=jonathanbakeresq.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jonathanbakeresq.blogspot.com/feeds/9110999414755555326/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://jonathanbakeresq.blogspot.com/2009/03/enough-time-is-never-enough.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/399567407508496913/posts/default/9110999414755555326'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/399567407508496913/posts/default/9110999414755555326'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jonathanbakeresq.blogspot.com/2009/03/enough-time-is-never-enough.html' title='Enough Time Is Never Enough.'/><author><name>Jonathan Baker Esq.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00104501895358367478</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bF6-6WTOZdw/Sk-dZJyU3fI/AAAAAAAAABY/7haXpfryQRI/S220/5179_101334343210526_100000018814510_35214_2414687_n.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-399567407508496913.post-5168958865531598860</id><published>2009-03-07T10:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-07T10:43:11.224-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fred Perry'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Raf Simons.'/><title type='text'>The Most Beautiful Shoes In The World.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://broccolicity.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/raf-simons-fred-perry-footwear-1-435x540.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 435px; height: 540px;" src="http://broccolicity.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/raf-simons-fred-perry-footwear-1-435x540.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(85, 26, 139); text-decoration: underline;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/399567407508496913-5168958865531598860?l=jonathanbakeresq.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jonathanbakeresq.blogspot.com/feeds/5168958865531598860/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://jonathanbakeresq.blogspot.com/2009/03/most-beautiful-shoes-in-world.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/399567407508496913/posts/default/5168958865531598860'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/399567407508496913/posts/default/5168958865531598860'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jonathanbakeresq.blogspot.com/2009/03/most-beautiful-shoes-in-world.html' title='The Most Beautiful Shoes In The World.'/><author><name>Jonathan Baker Esq.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00104501895358367478</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bF6-6WTOZdw/Sk-dZJyU3fI/AAAAAAAAABY/7haXpfryQRI/S220/5179_101334343210526_100000018814510_35214_2414687_n.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-399567407508496913.post-4844385471245250488</id><published>2009-02-27T15:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-28T03:14:22.728-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lol'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='idiots'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='absurdism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jesus christ'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='english language'/><title type='text'>Reasons why I hate the use of ‘lol’ (an ongoing process):</title><content type='html'>1. To abbreviate a phrase due to impatience shows a lack of respect to the English language. The same can be said about &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;‘BTW’&lt;/span&gt;, &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;‘FYI’&lt;/span&gt; and &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;‘BRB’&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An even more ill-mannered representation of abbreviation is the commonly used &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;‘luv’&lt;/span&gt;, which apparently is what social networking communities call &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;‘love’&lt;/span&gt;. How can a word so passionate and emotive be disregarded and drained of its original meaning in order to save time?! Personally, if I ever receive &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;‘luv’&lt;/span&gt; instead of &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;‘love’&lt;/span&gt; then you have lost something more than time. Understand?&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Ok, so I guess you shouldn’t judge another human on first impressions.&lt;br /&gt;But to me, it shows a lack of maturity, especially if it is wildly overused. I have no qualms judging someone if this is the case!!&lt;br /&gt;However, I do admit that I did use the phrase when I was about 18, way before I ever discovered absurdism and the power of the &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;"&gt;WORD&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. I believe the use of &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;‘lol’&lt;/span&gt; after a comical sentence shows a lack of confidence within ones charm and humour…to cover ones back.&lt;br /&gt;If the correspondent doesn’t take the sentence as a joke then you have either failed or the receiver is extremely dull-witted. Thus resulting in his or her own problem, not yours!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. Most importantly, the use of &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;‘lol’&lt;/span&gt; in most cases in a &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;LIE&lt;/span&gt;. Are you actually &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;‘laughing out loud’&lt;/span&gt;?&lt;br /&gt;A true example is the incredibly bizarre phrase ‘&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;lmao’. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do you actually expect me to believe that you are in fact &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;‘laughing your ass off'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;?&lt;/span&gt; How is that even possible? So a throw away comment via an electronic medium has had such an effect on your physical state that the lower part of your body has literally dropped off?&lt;br /&gt;I may be extremely funny, but I’m not bloody Jesus Christ.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 206px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bF6-6WTOZdw/SakWVzW3zVI/AAAAAAAAAAM/sBsyDn7bnXI/s320/lol-jesus-tattoo-294a110907.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5307798199652044114" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;                           ………………………….Disclaimer…………………………&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;I understand that I swear and use ‘&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;slang’&lt;/span&gt; terms but that is only due to the informal environment that I choose to be in, with friends and such. Or to express emotional emphasis (e.g. Anger, Despair or Joy).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;So go fuck yourself…lol.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/399567407508496913-4844385471245250488?l=jonathanbakeresq.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jonathanbakeresq.blogspot.com/feeds/4844385471245250488/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://jonathanbakeresq.blogspot.com/2009/02/reasons-why-i-hate-use-of-lol-ongoing.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/399567407508496913/posts/default/4844385471245250488'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/399567407508496913/posts/default/4844385471245250488'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jonathanbakeresq.blogspot.com/2009/02/reasons-why-i-hate-use-of-lol-ongoing.html' title='Reasons why I hate the use of ‘lol’ (an ongoing process):'/><author><name>Jonathan Baker Esq.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00104501895358367478</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bF6-6WTOZdw/Sk-dZJyU3fI/AAAAAAAAABY/7haXpfryQRI/S220/5179_101334343210526_100000018814510_35214_2414687_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bF6-6WTOZdw/SakWVzW3zVI/AAAAAAAAAAM/sBsyDn7bnXI/s72-c/lol-jesus-tattoo-294a110907.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-399567407508496913.post-3781857611099080590</id><published>2009-02-23T09:25:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-27T15:09:02.956-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jobless'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='empty'/><title type='text'>Looking Forward To These Months Of Sadness.</title><content type='html'>The only thing worse than losing a job is the torment of visiting agencies trying to look for the bastard. &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;After spending a good hour and a half taking those tests and filling out forms (where you have to type in Welsh names to little boxes to decide whether you're capable of setting at a desk) I left still jobless. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;As I walked home feeling empty, I pondered Kelly's commitment and genuine enthusiasm to my lost cause. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Nearly every situation I find myself in, I wish I was somewhere else.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;She is truly a greater human-being than I ever will be. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; 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I keep thinking of things to write about but I never jot them down on here, just in my notebook or my head, which believe me isn't the best place for these words when it's 2am in a shitty middle-class nightclub. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I guess it all boils down to having no direction, fatigue and numerous acts of daily masturbation.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;We'll see how it all goes...I may just delete this piece of shit, but I'd rather be here than on Facebook. I'm also writing another Blogger site, well I say writing, more like one is registered and I'll see if it takes longer than six months to write.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Sometimes I'm good with words. Sometimes I'm not, it depends on how well the Scotch goes down.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Every two weeks I burn a dictionary for the hell of it.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/399567407508496913-7859338026015061073?l=jonathanbakeresq.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jonathanbakeresq.blogspot.com/feeds/7859338026015061073/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://jonathanbakeresq.blogspot.com/2009/02/generic-first-postfirst-post.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/399567407508496913/posts/default/7859338026015061073'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/399567407508496913/posts/default/7859338026015061073'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jonathanbakeresq.blogspot.com/2009/02/generic-first-postfirst-post.html' title='Generic First Post...First Post.'/><author><name>Jonathan Baker Esq.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00104501895358367478</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bF6-6WTOZdw/Sk-dZJyU3fI/AAAAAAAAABY/7haXpfryQRI/S220/5179_101334343210526_100000018814510_35214_2414687_n.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
